The Primary Source really shouldn't leave advance copies of their newest edition lying around for anyone to take...

Coming up in the next issue: besides the the usual bitching and moaning, Source writers put a different spin on Lara Levi's "Talent Shows." The tips the Source provides are what "good and faithful girlfriends should take to heart."

Anyone think someone will be offended by this and make a stink in a Daily editorial come tomorrow? Gosh, we hope so!