As their website says, Phroth "is the official Penn State humor magazine." But clearly they are so much more. A couple of weeks ago they came out with another issue of the Phollegian, which is still available on campus btw - I saw a rack in Willard yesterday, and supposedly another issue in April. Anyway, now they're branching out into films  philms with this latest video on YouTube which is apparently about cleaning your cock and balls ... and not spraying AXE on your crotch.

I like Phroth because ... well, because they make fun of things at Penn State - kind of like me. Although I am a little jealous that they have a staff of like 100 and it's just little old me writing things by myself. Seriously, you ****ing people can't help me out here a little? Jesus! Sorry.

Anyway, the video is pretty funny. Granted it's no "The Landlord," but really, what is? But the video does have a couple of key elements in making something funny.

• Liberal use of the terms, crotch-rot and cock and balls
• Off camera, fully clothed dry humping.
• The phrase "your cock smells like my 12-year old cousin"

Plus Alyssa Mulligan makes me wet too. Is that wrong?