Lucky Number Slevinteen

Lucky Number Slevinteen
"All right Jim Bob, get in there for number 18"

Jim Bob has done it again. He's made use of his hick name and succeeded in having his 17th child. While the newly born Jennifer was having the amniotic fluids cleaned off her, Jim Bob and his wife, Michelle got started on number 18 right there in the hospital. That’s a lot of diaper money, but most of the diaper funds come from the excess they have of never needing to buy tampons, condoms, or the pill.  I don’t quite know how he does it, I figured after the 8th kid it would be to the point of throwing a hot dog down a long hallway.

The children, the eldest being Joshua, 19, are all home schooled by Michelle, who is now 40 year old. It makes me curious as to what exactly a woman who has been pregnant almost half her life can teach other than how to lie on your back with your legs spread open. Then again that's something you won't learn at the University of Michigan. However, I have learned that the University will offer a year abroad for those interested in taking her pregnancy course, Jim Bob will be provided if you can't provide a baby's daddy of your own.

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