So how the hell did this dude get past our admission standards?

Former UW-Madison student John Christian Saxer, has recently become convinced that various stones off the Florida coast are not simply….stones, but evidence of Atlantis!!

The bartender/bike salesman believes the over 2,000 rocks he has discovered with strange holes were actually anchors used in the ancient, and empirically non-existent city.

Oh, and another one of his theories, one that Saxer believes science is too afraid to tackle, is that the Garden of Eden was in Tarpon Springs, Florida, and that humans used to be 15 feet tall.

Saxer’s next step is to take these ‘anchors’ and bring them back to Madison and be placed on display. In a letter to UW officials, according to local magazine, Saxer proclaimed: “Let Wisconsin have the courage to delve into the unknown so as to attain the TRUTH.”

In other news, the new UW application will contain a new box for prospective students to check, asking “Are you or have you ever been a ****tard?”