Following the sad and pathetic announcement that Hahhhhhhvahd will have JK Rowling speak at graduation, the rumor mill at at Tufts has produced a list of exciting possibilities (including Stephen Colbert).

More recently the buzz on campus (among people close to the process) suggests that all fingers are pointing to Meredith Vieira as our commencement speaker this May. You know, she's the lady who used to be on "The View" and recently moved to the "Today Show," while still hosting "Who Wants to be a Millionaire?"

While nothing has been officially announced by the university, it seems many people close to the decision process have confirmed she is Tufts' top pick. And if she has a "scheduling conflict" and declines, we can always call Oliver Platt.