Tufts OTR: Missed Connections; Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Creepy Guys On The Subway

Missed Connections; Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Creepy Guys On The Subway

Posted by The Peasant 08/04/2007 1:10 PM
Category: News Tags: craigslist, missedconnections, mbta, creepy

You know, this guy has a point. What kind of bitch wouldn't ditch her friends to go off with some random guy who was hitting on her on the MBTA? Come on, ladies, he even said you could call your friends ~~after the Rohypnol wears off~~ after "coffee."

"It was like 30 minutes to when Starbucks closed so I didn't understand your response."

Seriously, girls. I mean, "no" doesn't always mean "no." Sometimes, "no" is a lady's way of saying "yes, I do partake in sexual assault."

Ugh. The oh-so-clever image of an IV full of coffee is the icing on the creepy cake. Not even a well-timed "'sup ladies" could save this poor bastard.

+ 5 comments

Anonymous says,

Oh My God...that's hilarious. Thanks for some FABULOUS entertainment! Posted 08/05/2007 1:27 PMReply

The Peasant says,

@ Anonymous: Glad you enjoyed it. Perhaps you'd like to meet me at Starbucks? Posted 08/05/2007 2:01 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Actually, I was hoping we could meet on the orange line first....meeting at Starbucks right away is moving a bit too fast for me. Posted 08/05/2007 2:08 PMReply

Anonymous says,

once a guy jerked off (unexposed) while glaring at me at the T. I was horrified! Posted 08/05/2007 2:44 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Next time take a photo (the other anonymous) I actually linked this post to my blog :) Posted 08/05/2007 2:47 PMReply