This Jersey native is a 2011er. Luckily, he's already done the dirty work of blurring out his face for us. Along with being a gigantic Dave Matthews and Jack Johnson fan, his status informs that he'll be seeing Dispatch tonight.

This photo is a veritable I Spy of "how to be a college bro." A tribal tattoo on your shoulder is definitely the first place to start. Nice iPod boom box, ****.

Which frat will he end up in? I'm now taking legally binding bets in the comments below.