On a more serious note, this is to all of you who are going to Dimensions.

This is a critical junction in your life and the last thing you want to do is spend four-years at a school you don’t feel right in. Dartmouth is a great school, but it’s not a perfect fit for everyone. So go to the many events, check out what Dartmouth has to offer, sit on the Green, hug Keggy and the Dartmoose, and enjoy the free food.

Can you see yourself here?

Go to the school you truly want to go to, not the one your parents went to, and not the highest ranked one on USN&WR (you know what that stands for).

Students and staff here have worked really hard for the past few months to put together a great show. Those three days are devoted solely to you.

I hope you enjoy Dimensions.