Q: What's the best possible way to get put on Pro-2 your first week and have your R.A. hate you for your entire freshman year?
A: The red plastic cup!

Okay, so it's already clear that you little freshman idiots are going to drink yourself silly during your first semesters with all the Natty Ice and Burnett's that you can get your grubby 18-year-old hands on, be it by taking your top off for all the members of 123 or licking the dirt off the floor of the swimming house to obtain it.

Whatever, no one gives a shit how you get it.

However, if you're going to take off your closet doors to play beer pong or drink so much that you lose your room key, cell phone, and virginity "somewhere near the canon...I think," just be discreet.  Avoid the red plastic cup.

Because what screams "OMG IM NU HEER" more than a red plastic cup?  Nope, nothing.  Not even George W.'s political track record.