Pre-Frosh Survival Kit: Installment 4

Posted by The Philosopher 07/05/2007 2:02 PM

Tags: prefrosh, food, dewick, carmichael

The dining hall. It is a very important part of campus life, whether your stomping grounds are Dewick or Carm.

No matter what, though, don't forget this rule, Freshman:

JUST BECAUSE THERE IS CEREAL THERE DOES NOT MEAN YOU HAVE TO EAT IT FOR EVERY MEAL.

And, no, the waffle maker is not a replacement, either. Don't you realize how gross that strawberry syrup is?

I will have no sympathy for you when you turn into a gigantic complex carbohydrate. None.

Comments

The Merry Widow says,

But the Cracklin' Oat Bran is just so YUMMY! Posted 07/06/2007 3:14 PMReply

The Philosopher says,

Yes, but because you're a sensible human being, you don't eat them every meal. Or, if you do, you're good at hiding it because you have friends. Posted 07/09/2007 12:51 PMReply

The Merry Widow says,

Hahah, yeah. Now that I'm no longer on a meal plan, I limit my cereal intake to only 2 out of 3 meals a day... Posted 07/09/2007 1:59 PMReply

The Philosopher says,

I'm proud of you. Posted 07/09/2007 2:04 PMReply

The Peasant says,