Who: Professor of English and Samuel "Dictionary" Johnson scholar, Bob DeMaria
Where: The Retreat

Seen: Canoodling with fellow English prof (or, actually, let's face it, assistant adjunct lecturer) Joanne Long. He was wearing khaki shorts (awkward!) and a tucked in polo. He chatted up female students, wooing them with tales of his recent trip to the ancient paper making factories in Parma, while she waited in the sandwich line.

btw, if you happen to be on campus today, the santa fe vegetarian wrap is today's special at the retreat and I highly recommend it.