Public Masturbation: A Surefire Reason To Attend Tufts

Public Masturbation: A Surefire Reason To Attend Tufts
Just in time for the 4,569,734 tour groups on campus today was the perfect front-page headline story in the Daily: Public masturbation a persistent problem at Tisch library. I've never seen more displeased parents on campus (and that's counting when Homecoming and Parents' Weekend were held at the same time). Relax, 'rents: after all, they do say college is a time for exposure to new things.

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