Public Masturbation: A Surefire Reason To Attend Tufts

Posted by The Merry Widow 02/19/2008 11:21 AM

Tags: admissions, public masturbation, prefrosh

Public Masturbation: A Surefire Reason To Attend Tufts

Just in time for the 4,569,734 tour groups on campus today was the perfect front-page headline story in the Daily: Public masturbation a persistent problem at Tisch library. I've never seen more displeased parents on campus (and that's counting when Homecoming and Parents' Weekend were held at the same time). Relax, 'rents: after all, they do say college is a time for exposure to new things.

Comments

JumboMamas says,

This was you guys trying to create a story, wasn't it?

I wouldn't put it past you, Agent. Meet me in the government documents section, 12 pm tomorrow and you won't need to stare at Mama-less little frosh girls to get your kicks. Posted 02/19/2008 1:54 PMReply

Anonymous says,

the Daily should be ashamed of their headline. It is disgusting. It implies that the masturbation problem is something that STUDENTS are doing. It also implies that it is multiple students. Of course if you read the article, students did nothing of the sort; it was a local creep. This is a police story and whomever wrote that headline should be asked to explain him/her self. Posted 02/20/2008 06:40 AMReply

The Merry Widow says,

@ Anonymous: How does the headline imply students? It says nothing of the sort. And I suppose reading a story instead of just the headline is too much to ask nowadays? Posted 02/20/2008 06:43 AMReply

The Peasant says,