So it's not alright for me to masturbate in the very back of the library all alone, but it is okay for naked girls covered in paint to walk around an art show?

Apparently at the MFA Thesis Exhibition on Thursday night (the real art exhibit - not the one in "Slater" a.k.a. the hallway in front of the real art exhibit) two girls were walking around wearing nothing but paint and g-strings.

If that's art, then how do I become a combined degree student?  When I whip it out people just think I'm icky.