Who's running that zoo down at The Collegian? I mean, they're burying the best stories. "Scott Trial Delayed" - yawn! "Activists Keep Protests Alive" - boring! Raekwon, The Chef, coming to Penn State as part of Movin' On?! Hell yea! That's front page news right there, but all he gets is 73 words on page four. Check out that picture above ... dude does blow by the truckload. Let's see you do that Say Anything.

Here's how shitty Movin' On is (besides the fact that I'm getting worked up over Raekwon), go to their website and there's no update about Raekwon or the other announced band Another Found Self (who?). But, you go to their Facebook group and ... well, no nothing there either.

Anyway, in other Movin' On "news," you might have the opportunity to meet Say Anything as part of a "meet & greet" during Movin' On. According to a message on the Movin' On Facebook group, all you've got to do is show up at City Lights this Saturday where they'll be distributing wristbands starting at 1pm. It's first come first serve and there's no word on how many wristbands will be distributed. So if you desperately want to meet the band I would suggest sleeping out in front of the store Friday night.

Or if you're a girl just tell the band you'll have sex with them. I'm sure that works better actually.