Apparently, those dumb-jock stereotypes never go away.

Sandwiched between pizza specials and DUI-attorney advertisements in the 2007-2008 “U-Plan” chandler is a Varsity Clips coupon that proudly recognizes this town’s high-achieving student body: “1.5 GPA or higher, $5 haircut with purchase of haircut.”

1.5?

Is Generation Y so hopeless that businesses have to reward students who can’t even manage an average GPA? I hope not. Maybe that’s just what some Varsity Clips stylists earned in beauty school.