Restricted Settings on Facebook- a New Source of Anger

Restricted Settings on Facebook- a New Source of Anger

When Facebook first came out, stalking on Facebook was pure bliss. Experienced stalkers would be able to locate all Gemini, BMW owning, silicone implanted honeys within a 1000 mile radius of their school. Life was good.

Then homeboy Zuckerberg snatched these ecstatic affairs right from us with no warning (read: a warning would've allowed stalkers to save pictures of their lovers on their computer for future use- whatever that may be). But we don't blame Zuckerberg, no not at all. Instead, we blame the cowboys and cowgirls who decided it would be better for their "reputation" to put up Facebook restrictions.

Sadly, 90% of the females/males that have restricted settings on Facebook are not even hot, pretty, cute, or adorable to the average male/female. So, why the restricted settings then? A reality check is imperative for these suckers.

For all the males that put up restricted settings, you must ask yourself the following question: Do I have a small penis? If the answer is no, then you have nothing to hide and you should probably remove your restricted settings. That is if you don't want to be classified as a small penis individual.

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