Walking down the Memorial Steps over the weekend, something yellow and pastel caught my eye. What was it, you ask? Was it a wounded canary, struggling to fly once more? Was it a discarded blazer from the set of 80s television hit Miami Vice? No, dear readers, it was something far more insidious! It was chalking for some bullsh*t group's free food-a-thon!

Seriously, guys? You had to advertise for your crappy event on the Memorial Steps? You couldn't, oh, I don't know, have some respect for the dead? Or chalk on the sidewalk at the bottom of the steps? Apart from the fact that your message will only reach that one person who needs their nebulizer about halfway up the steps, it's just plain disrespectful. Furthermore, your chalking was laughable at best. Someone with Parkinson's could've drawn straighter lines. Way to go, group whose name I didn't bother remembering, way to go.