After all the bru-ha-ha following 2005 Tufts alum Amber Madison's little book on better blow jobs or something, you'd think the former Daily sex columnist and local media sweetheart would take a break and backpack across Europe or something.

But no, she's at it again, promoting her new website and grabbing front page headlines (well, more like items on the gossip pages). Brace yourself for AmberMadison.tv.

The site is run as if Amber were the host of an actual television program (which she isn't, but shh, don't tell anyone). It includes video clip discussions about "how to use a condom correctly" and what that "vaginal smell" might mean (maybe I should watch that one, I've always wondered what lurked in those depths ...)

But who would actually turn to Amber Madison for advice anyway? What exactly makes her qualified (except for her perfect teeth and shiny hair)? Maybe if I slept around more I too could host a fake Internet TV show...