I'm kind of a geek, but not enough that I really understand the whole Net Neutrality thing. 

My limited understanding is that it basically lets the Internet remain relatively cheap for all of us to use, which I'd have to say I'm in favor of. But, if I wasn't in favor, and I was a virgin (I know, shocking that I'm not right?), I would definitely be in favor now that Tania Derveaux is offering to "make love with every virgin who defends the Internet." Damn me and my sexual prowess!

Anyway, if you happen to be a virgin and willing to "defend the Internet" you can sign Derveaux's "Terms of Service" (TOS) and you might be lucky enough for her to deflower you. But, it seems that even Derveaux has some standards as the TOS says, "Tania may deny service for hygiene reasons." Good to see she's not just a whore.

Derveaux is clearly a busy woman and if you're going to get some action from her, you're going to have to understand that. So any interaction you and Derveaux have is going to have to be limited to 30 minutes. Somehow I doubt that will be a problem. But (no pun intended) Derveaux isn't opposed to letting you explore her "backdoor" but "Tania will cease the performance immediately if any form of 'surprise buttsex' occurs." 

Of course, Derveaux is not new to offering sexual favors. Last year, while running for a senate spot in Belgium, Derveaux offered 40,000 blowjobs. But, turned out the "blowjobs" were given out virtually through a YouTube video (which was taken down). So, will you actually get some sex from Derveaux? Seems kind of questionable.

Although, even if she is willing to boink you, talk about sloppy seconds.