Call it irony, but it seems our naked friend from Chi Phi has gotten the last laugh. If he works the line at Skeeps as he claimed, that would mean he got to let in the Heisman Trophy Winning National Champion (who also has a few NFL Pro Bowl selections). Of course I'm talking about Charles Woodson, the greatest thing to leave Michigan since Madonna  Michael Moore Chris Webber , well, ever. For those who protest Tom Brady, he didn't become great until after he left, but we continue to deny it.

Woodson was taking pictures with students and macking on females. Keep in mind here that he's 11 years removed from the University. If Mike Hart walked into a Michigan bar in 2019, people would ask "hey, aren't you that guy from Kenan and Kel?". For those wondering why people in 2019 would know Kenan and Kel, they picked it up from the "I love the 90's" specials on Vh1. It wasn't too long ago that Chris Perry or Anthony Thomas dominated the Michigan backfield, but would you recognize them if they were walking down State Street?

Chuck Woodson exemplifies greatness and Michigan legends are increasingly hard to come by. Considering he could be out banging NFL hoes, it's a privilege to be graced with his presence, and an honor if any of you pulled a DDD to TP.