Social Goals

Social Goals

Overheard last night, McComas gym:

Skinny nerdy guy to friend:  "Hey man. We've got to write down our goals for this semester.  You know, academic goals, personal goals, and social goals. I read that you're 80% more likely to complete your goals if you write them down."

Wow. Nerd alert! If you need to write down your social goals, you're probably not going to be too good at completing them. What do you write in a list of potential social activiites?

1.  Go to at least two apartment parties.
2.  Attend no less than 5 frat parties.
3.  Learn how to take shots.
4. Find out what "wingman" means, and get one.
5. Gradually move from blowup doll to real life girl.

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