Somerville Alderman-at-Large Bruce Desmond noted in a report to some useless government hack agency that Tufts students at the ATO house on 134 Professors Row were throwing empty beer cans off their fire escape.

Fellow Alderman Bob Trane told the Somerville Journal that “after midnight, kids are drinking, urinating in public, and vomiting on people’s doorsteps.”

In the blog that accompanies the article (shocking, yes, that the Somerville Journal has a blog), Kathleen Powers tells a disturbing and horrific story of how she "shushed" a bunch of Jumbos walking down the street at 1:00 AM, only to get flashed by "one of the skinny girls."

"It being Somerville, one of my neighbors who had also been woken up yelled 'I'm not impressed, honey,'" wrote Powers.

Please, tell us something we don't know; ATO is loud and Tufts girls fail to impress.