Tufts OTR: Spring Fling: The Perfect Time To Pose In Other People's Photographs

Spring Fling: The Perfect Time To Pose In Other People's Photographs

Posted by The Merry Widow 04/30/2008 4:13 PM
Category: Partying Tags: photo ops, alcohol, Spring fling, strangers

This was supposed to be a photo of myself and a friend. Thanks to the guy in the front, however, it is now a priceless example of the effects of alcohol on random drunken bros. (Effects may include thinking one's torso is attractive, finding backwards caps and silver crosses to be fashionable choices, giving thumbs-up ... oh yeah, and jumping in front of strangers to pose in their photographs.)

+ 30 comments

Street13 says,

oh anne that sucks. you should blog about mckissick! Posted 04/30/2008 5:36 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Oh God, his Bro readings are off the chart. Posted 04/30/2008 5:53 PMReply

puritansnowman says,

@ Anonymous: absolutely bro-tastic, do you suppose that under his hat, he might have his new ****in' haircut? Posted 04/30/2008 6:48 PMReply

Anonymous says,

I want to braid his chest hair with my teeth. Posted 04/30/2008 8:09 PMReply

Anonymous says,

its a fat hairy version of the guy from "dirty jobs". Posted 04/30/2008 8:41 PMReply

Anonymous says,

hahah mccarthy's the man Posted 04/30/2008 11:20 PMReply

The Philosopher says,

Who. The hell. Posted 05/01/2008 12:45 AMReply

Anonymous says,

This guy may be the most ruggedly handsome man i have ever seen Posted 05/01/2008 10:30 AMReply

Anonymous says,

hes most definitely packing a healthy sized chawburger. future lip cancer is the only real bro qualifier i allow myself to indulge in Posted 05/01/2008 3:30 PMReply

The Latte Sipper says,

Gee, Merry Widow. You certainly seem to be pretty much all up ons that attractive gentleman. Posted 05/01/2008 8:31 PMReply

Anonymous says,

after this photo was taken, the blind couple in the background proceeded to go to second base for the first time in their collective lives and Mac attack spewed his chaw all over their g-rated love fest

count it Posted 05/01/2008 10:35 PMReply

Anonymous says,

nice sweater tied around your neck little boy in the back. that kids funnier than the bro up front. Posted 05/01/2008 11:11 PMReply

Anonymous says,

these are the posts and ensuing comments that i truly check otr for daily. ill have another helping please Posted 05/02/2008 05:06 AMReply

Anonymous says,

this kid his the most outrageously masculine yet wonderfully gentle man while filling me with love and generosity that warms my butterscotch soul Posted 05/02/2008 10:41 AMReply

Anonymous says,

i think someone deleted mine...booo Posted 05/02/2008 3:37 PMReply

Anonymous says,

nothing sexier than a Big Mac Posted 05/02/2008 7:29 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Oh man, Why do both of the guys in that picture have sweaters tied around their necks? What douchebags. Posted 05/03/2008 06:33 AMReply

Anonymous says,

the kid with the 4th grader style sweatshirt tied around his neck looks like Chris Kattan when he played Kerri Strug's brother on SNL...total feeble lameness Posted 05/03/2008 10:09 AMReply

Anonymous says,

i gotta give it to him, great nips. Posted 05/03/2008 1:19 PMReply

Anonymous says,

merry widow sucks dick for coke Posted 05/03/2008 4:01 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Spring Fling: The Perfect Time to Pose

This was supposed to be a photo of my pale face and my flamboyantly homosexual friend. Thanks to the handsome man in the front, however, it is now a priceless example of the effects of good genes. (Effects may include knowing one's body is extremely attractive, not thinking twice about the horrendous effects of having a big nose and wearing enormous glasses, giving thumbs-up ... oh yeah, and having enough personality to jump in front of strangers and pose in their photographs.)

too bad I'm a loser and lack the genes and personality to make up for it :( Posted 05/04/2008 08:07 AMReply

The Merry Widow says,

@ Anonymous: I'm using the money I'll make blogging to save up for some rhinoplasty. Posted 05/05/2008 10:28 AMReply

Anonymous says,

@ Anonymous: To two posts above me - don't defend the bro. people like him bring tufts down enough as it is. The wannabe jock culture here is an infected scab on the rest of the body that fails to adapt or fit in. If you want to be a bro go to a state school. jocks were meant to be weeded out by the college admissions process, and for the most part at tufts especially, they are. Posted 05/08/2008 3:30 PMReply

Anonymous says,

just cause you're a scrawny, inferior loser doesn't mean you have to ruin other people's lives as well anonymous. Posted 05/12/2008 08:25 AMReply

Anonymous says,

anonymous is a ****, i wonder if merry widow knows shes gay, **** Posted 05/13/2008 6:43 PMReply

Anonymous says,

"anonymous is a ****", a Horace quote I believe. Posted 05/21/2008 11:21 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Jocks are meant to be weeded out by college admissions? I'm sorry, I guess you don't know that athletes at Tufts on average have higher GPA's than non-athletes. Let's get rid of all them shall we?

Sorry, but I think the "nerds" who do nothing but go to class and study bring Tufts down. No one wants to socialize with a human textbook. You go to college to meet people not learn, one could learn a lot more by studying on their own. Some Roman author said something along those lines once.

Simply sounds like someone got picked on in elementary school dodgeball games. Posted 05/29/2008 12:28 PMReply

Anonymous says,

lol gregggyyyyy why are you chubby??? Posted 05/30/2008 12:53 PMReply

Anonymous says,

just kidding you still the cutest!!!!! Posted 05/30/2008 12:53 PMReply

The Peasant says,