As I walked across campus today, I nearly vomited at the sight of yet another condom/condom wrapper on the sidewalks of Tufts. Ok, so my innards weren't ready to come up just yet so I snapped a photo of this wrapper with my cell (those cameras are good for something other than, uhhh, never mind)

I'm all for the use of protection during sex (cover your boner, unless you're a loner), but are you pathetic enough to be having sex on the mulch outside of Dowling Hall? You mean to tell me your Viagra is going to run out of steam before you can find anywhere more comfortable?

Surely those couches in Hillel are nice. The bathrooms in South Hall have a nice locking feature. Oh, and I heard a great place to shoot is at the cannon.

But if you are going to be a missionary on the mulch, the least you can do is clean up after yourself. (That's what SHE said!)