SU alum, author and writer Rebecca Curtis knows how to get her sex life smokin' hot, screw it up and blab about it without reservations.

In the August 2007 "Back Stories" section of the newly defunct Jane, Ms. Big Mouth and recent author of "Twenty Grand: And Tales of Love and Money," writes about her "freebie" three way with a famous, has-been actor (who she refers to as "Dax" for anonymity purposes) and her best friend in an Atlantic City casino hotel.

Classy!

The worst part: after getting us ready for some hot up-and-coming-author on former-celeb action, Rebecca wusses out.

Was it sexy talk gone wrong?  Or, did Rebecca just fear infecting her partners without the results of the required SU exit HPV test?  You decide.