For those living on campus, "suspicious odors" are conveniently reported when your spiteful neighbor finds the best opportunity to make your life miserable. Getting a complaint is one thing, but having UPD search your entire dorm room not only makes it on the Hatchet, but is perfect fodder for the GW gossip column.

However, for many students, it is simply impossible to live without pot. With the many illnesses of our modern world--glaucoma, stress, anorexia--every GW student has their medical reason for this wonder drug. Unfortunately, GW is not so sympathetic to our suffering student body.

So here is a simple tip for all of you "suffering" on campus from not being able to follow your doctor's "prescription." Cereal boxes.

Though a bit psychotic at times, UPD are highly unlikely to finger through your food for any illegal drugs. While they may check your fridge for alcohol, will they really stick their entire hand down into your cereal box? Will they even think about the possibility of ilegal drugs being there? Most likely not.

And think outside the box; cereal is not your only option, as other food product containers will also do. Just think of all those tasty things in the supermarket that come in either boxes or cans. It's dinner and insurance, all in one.