The Breeze, like it or not, has always been a narrow-minded newspaper that reports, well, carefully on school-safe topics. (That's where its funding comes from, right?) It usually takes a neutral or negative stance to vibrant, popular areas of campus life such as clubs, non-varsity sports, Greek live, and the party scene.

But this time, the paper has taken it too far with the recent front-page hating on oral sex.

It used to be the relatively safe way to have sex. Now it's apparently like everything else in the world that was fun: it gives you cancer.

So light up, jump in a tanning bed, and go down on someone. All at once, if you can manage it.

Here's to you, Breeze.