The Class of 2012 Is Going To Be Sadly, Sadly Disappointed

Posted by The Merry Widow 12/18/2007 4:16 PM

Tags: prefrosh, Class of 2012, hot girls, food, lies lies and more lies

The Class of 2012 Is Going To Be Sadly, Sadly Disappointed

Those poor, naive prefroshes. One gander over their Facebook group and I can tell that once on the Hill, their spirits will break faster than a Kimono micro-thin. Just take a look at why they chose Tufts:

1. The girls are hot: You read that right; don't get your eyes examined (though this kid probably should). To be fair, this prefrosh said we were "a lot cuter compared to Cornell and U of Chicago." Kind of like being the thinnest kid at fat camp.

2. "The food is incredible": Where does this kid normally eat, a garbage can behind Taco Bell? Raved one 2012er, "I hadn't visited any other school where on a given day you could actually get Israeli food in the cafeteria." Um, you still haven't. What, were you visiting over Chanukah or something?

Did the Class of 2012 only visit the Hill for five minutes, or are they just sensory-deprived? Either way, if this continues there's gonna be a record transfer rate.

Comments

Anonymous says,

i like the "wtf" accompanying the NQR video Posted 12/18/2007 4:55 PMReply

Anonymous says,

I've seen Carmie try to pass tater tots off as latkes at Chanukah. This kid's in for a nasty surprise. Posted 12/18/2007 5:26 PMReply

Anonymous says,

i think the girls are hot kid may have been being sarcastic, thats just my guess Posted 12/18/2007 8:03 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Say what you will about the food, I still found it far better than any other school I visited. After suffering through TCNJ's cheeseburgers, Cornell's stale sandwiches, and Wesleyan's vegan salad, I found the Falafel and various toppings at the Tufts cafeteria to be halfway decent (well i guess its not 100% israeli but its close). I only praise Tuft's food in comparison to that of other schools, to compare it to the likes of actual FOOD would be ridiculous. Posted 12/18/2007 8:06 PMReply

Anonymous says,

You sound like an angry, bitter person. I don't think I'll read this blog anymore. Posted 12/18/2007 8:39 PMReply

Anonymous says,

You know what, I'm sick and tired of Tufts OTR criticizing our dining hall food just because it's crap!I bet you'll soon be blaming the TCU for this too! Shame on you!

Oh, and guess what. There are only 35 students working for Tufts dining and like 4,000 that aren't. Maybe you should all stop blaming Tufts dining for your own laziness. You make the chilli with your own spit next time!

Oh, and guess what else. There are only 35 hotties on campus and like 4,000 that aren't. Maybe you should all stop blaming hotties for your own ugliness.

TCU RULES! Posted 12/18/2007 8:40 PMReply

The Merry Widow says,

@ Anonymous: LOVE IT Posted 12/18/2007 9:38 PMReply

The Agent says,

I haven't laughed this hard since Dumbledore died. On page 596. I just saved you four hours. Thank me. Posted 12/18/2007 10:16 PMReply

Street13 says,

AHAHAHa. YEAH TCU. you work that back Posted 12/18/2007 11:00 PMReply

Anonymous says,

hey whoever wrote this article you are a deuche bag. First of all, many of the girls here are many many steps ahead of a lot of other girls I've seen in terms of hotness. This may not be UC Santa Barbara but let's be honest--girls are a lot hotter than they were in high school, and there are still a bunch of them. If you don't think the girls here are cute then you just have no game you lame ass pussy.

Second of all, the food here is good, so shut the **** up. Are all the tufts otr people spoiled brats? seriously. go to some other college. you're not funny anymore. Posted 12/21/2007 09:07 AMReply

The Merry Widow says,

@ Anonymous: Ouch! Well, glad to know you think the girls are hot and the food is good. I don't particularly agree but I guess I just have no game.

And just to clear up any misconceptions ... I love Tufts, and I love going here. I also love poking fun at it (which is what this is supposed to be; have people not realized by now that we are NEVER serious?). But I also think that if someone's reason for choosing Tufts is that the food is good and the girls are hot, they're a little misguided. Posted 12/21/2007 1:39 PMReply

Anonymous says,

lol. deuche. Posted 12/21/2007 5:43 PMReply

Anonymous says,

its a shame that tufts is a school filled with male abercrombie and fitch models, and they have to put up with all the horrendous girls on the hill.

heads up class of 2012, the males on campus are even more unattractive than the women... and have bigger egos than any girl you will ever meet. Posted 12/24/2007 9:39 PMReply

Anonymous says,

@ Anonymous:

i don't know what you're talking about. i'm ****ing hot. Posted 12/25/2007 12:39 PMReply

The Merry Widow says,

@ Anonymous: No, I completely agree. I know I'm disappointed with the choice of guys (and the hookup scene in general) here. Posted 12/25/2007 1:22 PMReply

The Agent says,

I have to say, the pre-frosh this year are a little ridiculous. My class wasn't this hostile to each other in the group, or toward the mastery that is OTR. Posted 12/28/2007 07:40 AMReply

Anonymous says,

this sucks ass Posted 04/09/2008 5:54 PMReply

Anonymous says,

this sucks ass Posted 04/09/2008 5:54 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Yeah I don't really understand while all the criticism is directed at the girls here. The guys are WAY worse! Guys at tufts always say they have to lower their standards to hook up with girls... but I don't think they realize it is actually the other way around. Admit it... you were all big nerds in high school and most of you are lucky if you've touched a breast. Posted 04/13/2008 3:54 PMReply

Anonymous says,

what a bitch Posted 04/21/2008 3:41 PMReply

Anonymous says,

screw this, whatever it is Posted 04/21/2008 3:42 PMReply