The Daily Free Press: Soon Available In A Convenient Non-Existent Length

The Daily Free Press: Soon Available In A Convenient Non-Existent Length
Hot tip from a source deep inside the Daily Free Press - let's call them Deep Gloat.

Word is present editor-in-chief Matt Negrin, he of the bad haircut and worse journalistic instincts, held an impromptu meeting with as many editors as he could gather up to surprise them with some good news. The highlights:

1. The DFP is some seventy grand in debt. Not exactly news, but no less hilarious.
2. They're cutting down, big time. Which means - no arts and entertainment in tomorrow's issue, smaller circulations each day and shorter articles and papers all around. Look for an editor's note tomorrow explaining the whole dealy. Thursday's issue, aside from the impenetrable hockey supplement, will be a whopping 4 pages. Oh, and instead of pages, the articles will be printed on bar napkins.

OTR is supposed to be the alternative to the college newspaper. With any luck, at BU, it just might become THE college newspaper.

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