Wow. Just when you thought Stalkerslist couldn’t get more frightening, you click your weary way into the absolute definition of shady—the most intentionally vague post, with the most unnerving request.

Even as Craigslist is providing you with valuable assistance in setting up your dorm room – hooking you up with great deals at yard sales and linking you to spectacularly under priced mini-fridges – it’s also helping a random sketchball get his/her paws on a Tufts ID.

“I need a tufts id card. does not need to be current. thank you”

Fine. Don’t elaborate. We’re all nauseous already.