They DO Exist!!

Posted by The Snark 07/31/2007 5:40 PM

Tags: hotgirls, 2011, prefrosh

Hah! Tufts '11 DOES possess at least one hot girl, contrary to what The Philosopher has contended--take this cute she-frosh as proof.

Okay, so the existence of one looker in the freshman class doesn't altogether rebuff the idea that Tufts wants for hot girls... not at all. But, hey, it's better than nothing.

She's even got enough (na�ve) Jumbo spirit to wear brown and blue!! Yeah, I realize that said brown and blue come from two popped Abercrombie polos, worn one on top of the other... but let's not spoil it, shall we? Discoveries like this young lady are few and far between for us Jumbo-lads.

Comments

Anonymous says,

AMMMMMMMMMMMAZING Posted 07/31/2007 5:43 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Where is she from? Posted 07/31/2007 5:49 PMReply

The Merry Widow says,

Really? REALLY? The double layered, school-colored, pop-collared Abercrombies aren't enough to kill the deal? Dear lord, what does she have to do, if that's not enough? Posted 07/31/2007 6:19 PMReply

The Philosopher says,

If this girl is hot to you, then it's time that we have an extremely serious talk, Snark.
It's almost as urgent as the eyebrow reshaping for which she is due. Posted 08/01/2007 12:43 AMReply

The Snark says,

Notice how the males who have commented on this girl think she's bangin, yet the ladies continue to do their best to condescend .. Posted 08/01/2007 3:05 PMReply

Anonymous says,

hey, i'll be a straight girl to put my two cents in: i'd totally do a 3-some with her. aka, she's hot. def. Posted 08/01/2007 11:54 PMReply

The Merry Widow says,

@ The Snark: Hey, I didn't say she wasn't hot, I said that the overwhelming atrociousness of her outfit should cancel out any potential for attraction. Posted 08/02/2007 1:22 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm. That is all I have to say. Posted 08/02/2007 5:46 PMReply