If you woke up today thinking, "Gee, I've seen some strippers in my day, but I'd really like to see some who have their flesh rotting off, and instead of lap-dancing, they eat people," well, today's your lucky day!

That's right, Jenna Jameson is starring in "Zombie Strippers," another "Snakes on a Plane"-esque,  so-terribly-bad-it's-gotta-be-good (if you're drunk) movie, coming out on April 18. (Somehow, I don't think Jameson needed any zombie makeup to look less human then she already does.) It's in limited release, but don't worry, "Zombie Strippers" will be playing at Kendall Square, so in a few short weeks, you can see all the naked zombies you've ever wanted.