Touch With Your Eyes, Not Your Hands

Touch With Your Eyes, Not Your Hands
Overheard: two Tufts students looking at geese near campus:

Girl: "Oh my god! Look at those baby geese! They are so cute."
Guy: "Oh wow. They are pretty adorable."
Girl: "Some things are just so cute. I just want them inside of me...somehow."
Guy: "Wait, what?"

Inside of her? Is she hungry? Horny? Only time will tell...
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The Purple People Eater
.....whut? D: Posted 05/31/2008 07:55 AMReply

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