We at TuftsOTR are pleased to relay a very special message to a resident of 167 College Ave who was passed out in the front yard of his house in his underwear around 7:30 yesterday morning:

"Dude, you are soooooo lucky I didn't have my cell phone with me. Otherwise, you might be the new cover boy for TuftsOTR. But nice boxers, BTW." 

Oh, how we love our readers.

Did you end up at that party?  Come away with a photo from the end of the evening?  Send it in.  We're dying for photographic evidence of this.