Tufts OTR: Vibrators? Check. Dildos? Check. Condoms? ... Condoms? No? Okay Then.

Vibrators? Check. Dildos? Check. Condoms? ... Condoms? No? Okay Then.

Posted by The Merry Widow 02/11/2008 11:37 AM
Category: Tags: masturbation, Hotness, VOX, condoms, no AIDS plz kthnx

Apparently the Sex Fair is more about loving thyself than sharin' the love, because there was nary a free-paper-bag-filled-with-condoms-and-packets-of-lube to be found today. A table full of vibrators and dildos for sale? Yup. A poster of campus where you can put smiley face stickers on all the places you've masturbated? Yup. (Yes, Tisch had a smiley face sticker. I forgot to check if Gifford House did, though.) But no free condoms in sight.

C'mon, VOX, we Jumbos count on events like the Sex Fair for chances to get some condoms that are a little more exciting than those crappy Heath Services Lifestyles. Where's the (gloved) love?

+ 11 comments

The Agent says,

I don't know about you, but I found the condom stash (upstairs by the info booth).

I got 6, and 3 bottles of lube. I expect to be busy... Posted 02/11/2008 11:40 AMReply

The Merry Widow says,

@ The Agent: See, why do they have to separate it all out like that? I was downstairs and there were no free condoms. *Sigh* Guess I'll have to stop back in... Posted 02/11/2008 11:42 AMReply

The Merry Widow says,

@ The Merry Widow: Okay I stopped back in and there were no condoms left. God must want me to bareback, that's all there is to it. Posted 02/11/2008 3:39 PMReply

The Agent says,

@ The Merry Widow: Well at least you can take the pill... I'm still waiting for that hormonal male contraception that WON'T sterilize me. X_X Posted 02/11/2008 4:09 PMReply

JumboMamas says,

Agent, Agent, you're gonna need more than 6 just to restrain the unnatural quantities of ejaculate that you'll produce merely at the sight of Jumbo Mamas. Not to mention a whole lot more than three bottles of lube to provide sufficient mama-coverage in the foreplay. Posted 02/11/2008 6:14 PMReply

The Agent says,

@ JumboMamas: I... I... ::dies:: Posted 02/11/2008 8:35 PMReply

The Peasant says,