Junior Bill Stull has been named starting quarterback for Pitt this season, beating out freshman Kevan Smith and crybaby Pat Bostick, who left camp early, but returned after his father made him. 

Things you need to know about Stully.

- Hometown boy, set all kinds of records at Seton-LaSalle, including being the first WPIAL quarterback to throw for over 3,000 yards in a single season. Considering Marino, Montana, Nameth and Johnny Unitas all played here, that's quite a distinction. 

- He's a communication and rhetoric major, the second most popular athletic major next to administrative justice, for obvious reasons.

- Good sized, 6-3 200 lbs, and known for his accurate passing. 

- Gay. (just kidding, no clue about his sexuality)

- Has no Facebook page, which makes him incredibly hard to make fun of.