So we know that many of you freshmen are reading OTR. But some still haven’t caught onto the things we're telling you, or if you have you’re just not taking us up on the advice we’re so generously giving out in the Freshman Survival Guide and Open Season on Freshman series.

See, the Philosopher explicitly enlightened one of you naïve young ones about the toolishness of flipping off the camera in a Facebook picture. Well, any picture, for that matter. But one little whippersnapper is still goin’ at it, and looking even more like a tool that the Philosopher’s boy—dangling that cigarette from his mouth as if maybe it’ll make us forget that he’s hardly out of high school?