There are two things in life I love more than soft, cuddly, kittens: English grammar and male genitals. And, while often the two are seen in very separate spheres of my life, one in the classroom, the other in books, it seems that the Gods have smiled upon me and finally brought them together into one convenient little package (pun intended!). I was at Jamba Juice the other day and happened upon a small sac labeled simply as “everybody’s nuts”. And while I have been told that the “‘s” is merely denoting a contraction, I beg to differ (and I’m right about 95% of the time). Now if only one of the Jamba Juice employees would slap me across my face and tell me to put them in my mouth, I’d gladly pay the $1.25 price tag.

Link: http://www.everybodysnuts.com/