It’s the eternal question… Who’s sexier: Republicans or Democrats?

In an election where the Democrats are boasting a young, good-looking hotshot and the Republicans pulled out a former beauty queen, opinions are widespread.
 

To get a definitive answer, CNN posed this hard-hitting question to an expert: sex columnist and RNC attendee Dan Savage. Savage is at the convention as part of “Real Time with Bill Maher,” but we won’t get into why a sex columnist should be rubbing elbows John McCain. We’ve got a more pressing question.
 

So which is it?

Savage: Well, there's just something about those Young Republicans. They're very sexy. They're very tense and nervous. I spoke to a lot of them because I've been running around the convention asking teenagers throughout the convention if they're virgins or not. 'Cuz I feel like I have a right to know because we've invested over a billion dollars in abstinence education programs under George Bush.

Hear that College Republicans? You’ve got it going on, but let’s hope you aren’t actually getting it on. Because that would just be hypocritical and there is no room for hypocrisy (or sex) in Republican policies, right?