The Southern Holiday known as the Iron Bowl is just weeks away and tensions are higher than Snoop Dogg. Yes, Auburn has lost 349,524,234,802,424,828,420,420 games this year, but that still doesn’t mean that we can’t defeat the University of Alabamer, who has won 349,524,234,802,424,828,420,421 games this year.  Auburn has won the Iron Bowl for six consecutive years.   For those of you who don’t know what this epic event is, click herrrre.

Basically, it’s bigger than the second coming of Jesus Mariah Carey. I’m not lying. No one does ANYTHING on Iron Bowl Saturday. Alabama basically becomes a place where you are forced to be divided based on color and the two sides are never to mix with one another; or they will be shunned forever by their peers. The Oranges sit in one section and the Crimsons have to sit in another. There are feelings of animosity on both sides and if emotions get too out of balance, a riot could ensue. But things are becoming more progressed and relations between the two sides are bettering.

Anyway, the game is on Nov. 29 at the University of Alabamer in the Bryant-Deny Stadium at 2:30 p.m. I won’t be there, but I will watch it on CBS. War Eagle!

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