It’s not all that difficult to identify the best thing about Weeds. Yeah there’s some smoking, some laughs, some shakedowns, but really, the most important thing is this: dealer-MILF Mary Louise Parker. Parker is not just a MILF on Weeds, however; she’s a real life hot mom. Here is our list of the Top 10 Celeb MILFs:

1) Who can even keep track of how many kids Angelina Jolie has running around? Three? Four? Nine?

2) Heidi Klum “Sealed” the deal on having a family with her former popstar husband.

3) Somehow, Kate Moss has maintained her waif figure despite popping a whole human being out of her hoo-ha.

4) Obviously, Amanda Peet got knocked up from going the Whole Nine Yards.

5) Thandie Newton would never let her kids Crash and burn like W.

6) After seeing her break faces in Underworld and Van Helsing, I can see how safe her children must feel with Kate Beckinsale as their mom.

7) Nicole Richie looked a bit like an upside down maraca when she was pregnant, but she’s pretty hot now.

8) Elizabeth Hurley has Bedazzled in her role as a mom.

9) Giving birth must have really made Shania Twain “Feel Like a Woman.”

10) Resident Evil star Milla Jovovich has new creepy spawn to deal with: her children.