From The Sun in the UK:

COPS have smashed an illegal vodka pipeline flowing from Russia into the European Union.

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Eleven suspects have been charged over the ’Vodka Galore’ one mile underwater pipe which pumped the alcohol across the border from Russia into Estonia.

Of course, Russia is notoriously tight-lipped when it comes to this sort of information; thankfully, this love child has . . . ahem, "connections" with former KGB officials, who provided the map featured above. Next time the UAPD finds you with a spirituous liquor, just say, "The Russkies! The Russkies did it!"