Apple Announces iPod Touch, Colloquially Known as "Pure Sex"

Apple Announces iPod Touch, Colloquially Known as "Pure Sex"
Today, Harvard gadget fanatics and social climbers alike rushed to buy Apple's latest gadget, the iPod Touch, which hit shelves this very morn!

The sexy gadget looks just like an iPhone, minus the phone, camera, and a few hundred dollars.

Want to impress that hottie from Holworthy without breaking the bank?  The iPod Touch might be for you.

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