Say there, Jumbos, what are you doing on November 15, 2007? If you answered "going to see mashup DJ du jour Girl Talk and gangsta-violinists Nuttin' But Stringz melt your face with heavy bass in Dewick," then you're right! That's right, Tuftonians, thanks some serious sleuthing on my part, I'm proud to bring you the cold hard facts about the Fall Hip-Hop show. Take that, The Daily.

Anyway, for those of you who aren't boys clad in skinny jeans and high tops, girls bedazzled in metallic lamé, or if you're simply woefully uninformed about modern music, then you're in for a real treat. Gregg Gillis, the mastermind behind Girl Talk, turns Top 40 hits, classic rock anthems, hip-hop club bangers, and more into a delightful pastiche guaranteed to get your booty a-shakin'. Bring your dancin' shoes and a healthy sense of irony, Jumbos; you're going to need them.