Nobody in their right mind swims in the San Francisco Bay, considering it is 95% sludge and pollution, but take extra care not to find yourself diving in for a while.

Yesterday, a container ship crashed into the Bay Bridge, ripping a 160-foot long hole which proceeded to leak 58,000 gallons of fuel into the bay. The incident is under investigation by no less than 13 organizations.

That's just one more delicious ingredient added to Bay Soup. Yum.