Gay Marriage: Want One? Come to California!

Gay Marriage: Want One? Come to California!
Demonstrating, yet again, San Francisco and LA's unwavering dominance over the state as a whole, the California Supreme Court overturned a ban on same-sex marriage in a 4-3 ruling today. Cali's the second state to make gay marriage legal (after Massachusetts). The decision will take 30 days to go into effect, so if you wanna get gay-married, plan for a swelteringly hot late-June wedding! Congrats!
H-e-double-hockey-sticks yes! Sign me up! Literally. When can I get my hands on one of those licenses?
H-e-double-hockey-sticks no! I hate gays and all that they stand for--fashion, softball, and everything in between.
Yay! Now, gays can get divorced, too! (Did I mention I'm a family law attorney? Business will be booming!)
What the h-e-double-hockey-sticks? Does anybody give a sh*t?
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