Take note you hipster wannabes! Listing every band you're into is so 2006. The new way to prove you're cool is to not list ANY and instead replace all categories with some sort of apathetic statement proving that you don't care about anything.

The fact that you don't need to broadcast your favorite movies means that they must, therefore, be awesome. (Make sure at least one of the apathetic statements is an obscure reference to something that clearly proves how cool you are.)