Do hobos confuse you? As you'll see in this clip, they confuse each other. The man speaking I will refer to as Captain ****, since his shirt says TEAM **** and he's clearly the leader. He's telling a riveting tale of escaping arrest with his friends "Haight-man" and "Pink Cloud."

Name: Captain ****
Location: Sproul Plaza
Attire: Hair that died with Bon Jovi's fanbase, old jeans and loose t-shirt.
Schtick: Not too differently from most professors: he tells many anecdotes, most of them nonsense, and thinks everyone nearby is listening.

Likelihood of cursing you out: **** (he swears a lot in his monologues, so he'll probably swear at you)
Amusement Factor: ****
Talent: **
Possibility of actually being homeless: *** (small possibility he still lives with his parents)

The other man in the video, whom I refer to as Skinny Santa since he's so goddamn adorable, is less of the metaphysical philosophy lecturer that Captain **** is. Rather, he is a humble nomad.

Name: Skinny Santa
Location: travels all around campus and the few blocks around it
Attire: hasn't changed since the 60s
Schtick: he's not really a performer, though he's not to be confused with the bum who sits in front of Subway with a hat full of change.

Likelihood of cursing you out: *
Amusement Factor: **
Talent: ** (I gave him an extra star for being so adorable)
Possibility of actually being homeless: ************* times infinity

(if anyone knows their real names or any other info, please let me know thanks)