Unlike your average vagrant, Dr. Jokémon understands the basic economic concept of comparative advantage: you have money, he’s got jokes, a trade of goods can happen.

Name: Dr. Jokémon
Location: On Telegraph, between Durant and Channing, usually in front of Fat Slice Pizza
Attire: Some sort of really old cap or beanie, a flimsy dirty jacket, look it really doesn’t matter, his name is Dr. Jokémon so don’t cramp his style.
Schtick: Tells you short jokes as you walk by, expects a laugh and meager change in return. Usually a good deal.

Likelihood of cursing you out: * (*** if you don’t laugh)
Amusement Factor: ***
Talent: ** (realistically, he doesn’t have that many jokes)
Possibility of actually being homeless: ****

*note: Dr. Jokémon has not been seen in his usual location in the past few months. Wherever you are, Dr. Jokémon, the folks at OTR wish you well.