Created: 10/02/2007
11:52 AM
This is before the chocolate comes out, and the clothes come off.
The Berkeley co-ops are full of myths and legends. What exactly goes on in
Cloyne’s “dungeon”? Who’s the philandering homeless dude that lives in
Afro? Why are there always naked people at
Stebbins parties?
The newest hush-hush secrets this week belongs to the vegetarian themed
Lothlorien.
Besides reportedly having a pubic hair wall (newbies contribute to the fuzzy board as a form of, er, “initiation”), a shower that fits 15 people, and topless chefs, there are what Lothloriens call “food orgies”.
I call it a yeast infection waiting to happen
Lots of bumpin’ and grindin’ on the dance floor is followed by a food and chocolate sauce fight (which, I hear, gives reason for mass stripping). After this? Um. Well? An orgy.
Average hookups per person can reach double digits, and the girl to guy ratio is about 3 to 1. So, if you’re on the lookout for a messy, hairy, raunchy, boobie-filled evening, head on over to Loth (but don’t expect to find yours truly there. I’ve got a thing about naked food fights).